Bunnings Hardware is having a sale on Council Recliners. I got curious as to this item, so went to find out what a Council Recliner was................................. Guess what? I have had one for years!
I have just figured out I have been using mine incorrectly..
QUICK FIRE ANSWER 1
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked..
"Yes or no," she replied.
QUICK FIRE ANSWER 2
A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Woolworths store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these Chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."
QUICK FIRE ANSWER 3
The policeman got out of his car and the Teenager he stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said.
The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
QUICK FIRE ANSWER 4
A truck driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read " Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it..
Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car arrived.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the truck's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?"
The truck driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!"
And on that note, good luck with the Xmas shopping and have a great weekend. For those taking off on their break early, enjoy your time away with friends and family. Cheers.
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